1. Place your index left finger over the "F" key, and your right index finger over the "J" key. 2. Type the next sentence inside the box using all your fingers.
"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know, Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!'"
- Bill Burr